quinta-feira, abril 29, 2004

Eu odeio o BESC! (pra quem nao eh de SC, eh o Banco do Estado de Santa Catarina).. Acho que um estado maravilhoso como SC, nao merece um banco podre que nem esse. Perdoem-me quem adora aquele banco (ainda nao achei nenhuma pessoa), mas sinceramente, eh um banco que eu espero nunca precisar ter conta lah (tah bom, a lingua eh o chicote da bunda, entao eh melhor eu ficar quieta). Alem de viver cheio aquela merda, o atendimento eh pessimo (com rarissimas excessoes fui bem atendida lah dentro), a grande maioria sao desinformados. Enfim, ODEIO AQUELE BANCO!!!! Espero tao cedo nao precisar entrar naquela bosta!

Fato engracado: Fui pegar os formularios pra preencher pra renovacao da carteira de motorista. Veio o formulario dos exames, ateh ai normal. E veio um formulario de Exame de sanidade fisica e mental. Olhem o naipe das perguntas:

"Quando voce procurou atendimento medico?"
* Bom.. acho que faltou espeficicar.. Um exame de rotina eh bem diferenciado de algum problema maior. Tosqueira geral.

"Voce apresenta deficiencia auditiva ou visual?"
* Tah, essa ateh dah pra passar..

"Voce apresente algum defeito fisico?"
* uhm.....

"Voce jah se envolveu em acidentes?"
* outra pergunta subjetiva. Jah me acidentei, mas eu nem estava dirigindo na ocasiao. Mas se eu responder sim, corro o risco de me ferrar nao eh mesmo? entao melhor responder nao (duh!)

"Voce ja foi internado em hospital?"
* duh!!!

"Voce apresneta alguma doenca que necessita acompanhamento ambulatorial como Diabetes, insuficiencia renal, hemofilia, problemas cardiacos bla bla bla...?"
* tah, essa eh aceitavel tambem

"Voce jah teve desmaios, ataques crises convulsivas, tonturas, sonolencia diurna, insonia?
* mais uma que vou ter que mentir pra nao me ferrar. Eu vivo com sono de dia.. ehehehe.. mas nunca dormi no volante nao.. duh!!

"Voce ja necessitou ou faz algum tratamento psiquiatrico?
* ...

"Voce jah fez ou faz uso de medicamentos, alcool ou substancias entorpecentes?
* fumar cigarro legalizado serve? =P

"Voce apresenta alguma perturbacao de sua saude que possa trazer perigo ao transito?"
* essa eu faco questao de responder SIM!! imagina.. alguem serah que responderia sim nisso? mesmo sabendo que tem?

Alguem ae seria honesto nesse questionario? fala serio.. ehehehehe.. eu dei altas risadas com isso :P.. divertidissimo!! ahahahaha

Bom, termino esse post ao som de Genesis =)
See Ya!!


Genesis
No Son Of Mine

Well the key to my survival
was never in much doubt
the question was how I could keep sane
trying to find a way out

Things were never easy for me
peace of mind was hard to find
and I needed a place where I could hide
somewhere I could call mine

I didn't think much about it
til it started happening all the time
soon I was living with the fear everyday
of what might happen that night

I couldn't stand to hear the
crying of my mother
and I remember when
I swore that, that would be the
Last they'd see of me
And I never went home again

they say that time is a healer
and now my wounds are not the same
I rang the bell with my heart in my mouth
I had to hear what he'd say

He sat me down to talk to me
he looked me straight in the eyes

he said:

You're no son, you're no son of mine
You're no son, you're no son of mine
You walked out, you left us behind
and you're no son, no son of mine

oh, his words how they hurt me, I'll never forget it
and as the time, it went by, I lived to regret it

You're no son, you're no son of mine
but where should I go,
and what should I do
you're no son, you're no son of mine
but I came here for help, oh I came here for you

Well the years they passed so slowly
I thought about him everyday
what would I do, if we passed on the street
would I keep running away

in and out of hiding places
soon I'd have to face the facts
we'd have to sit down and talk it over
and that would mean going back

they say that time is a healer
and now my wounds are not the same
I rang that bell with my heart in my mouth
I had to hear what he'd say

He sat me down to talk to me
he looked me straight in the eyes

he said:

You're no son, you're no son of mine
You're no son, you're no son of mine
When you walked out, you left us behind
and you're no son, you're no son of mine

oh, his words how they hurt me, I'll never forget it
and as the time, it went by, I lived to regret it

You're no son, you're no son of mine
But where should I go and what should I do
You're no son, you're no son of mine
But I came here for help, oh I was looking for you
You're no son, you're no son of mine - oh
You're no son - ha yeah, ha yeah, ha yeah, ha yeah
You're no son, you're no son of mine - oh, oh...

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